2014: Year of Biblical Indoctrination Movies.

We are in the middle of the year 2014. This year has seen some amazing stuff from Captain America 2, The Casting for Star Wars Episode 7 and the Scientifically Accurate world of Carl Sagan and Neil DeGrasse Tyson's 13 episode re imagining of Cosmos. This year so far has got some amazing entertainment and that can't be denied.

However. Noah, God's Not Dead, A matter of faith, Son Of God. Etc. Are coming out of the woodwork like crazy lately. I think it has something to do with the movie Noah opening the door for more Worship Films to become mainstream or because the Religious people finally have a Niche market where shitty 2Million Dollar movies can make 260Million in 2 months.

Let's start with the first. Noah. Noah is directed by an Atheist to be a Fictional Re-Imagining of the Fictional Story of Genesis Chapters in the bible. Since the movies arrival into theaters Conservative Christians have been making meme's at each other pointing out which parts don't belong in their favorite version of Genesis. I personally find that hilarious, I will always find different sects that worship the same thing fighting amongst each other to be hilarious.

Next we have Son Of God which is basically all of the piece's of the Jesus Tale from The History Channel's 'The Bible' all rolled into one movie for those who don't own TV's or who want to watch it all in one sitting to be happy. Once again there is major fighting among sects. The character alone is a white guy based off of Ceasre Borgia in the middle fucking east and well.... You can find more fallacies in this movie then you could a King James Bible.

God's Not Dead and A Matter Of Faith are basically the same movie just retold in different perspectives, God's Not Dead is about a really generic stereotypical wannabe atheist by the name of Mr.Radisson who teaches Theology and Mythology inside a high school and tells his students to write "God Is Dead." on their pieces of paper because that is 75% of their starting grade thus being challenged by a kid in a NewsBoy's T-Shirt with a Silver Rosary on him who has been indoctrinated his entire life. there is some story about some Asian dude and a Muslim Chick who are skeptical in general but it doesn't get much leeway because of Kevin Pretend Atheist Sorbo and a badly named main character by the name of Josh Wheaton, Joss Wheadon should sue.

A matter of faith is a girls prospective in a different school because she was raised alone and indoctrinated by her father from the start. When the father finds out that Biology Classes all around the state don't teach their made up bullshit known as 'Creationism' he loses his shit and tries to do a Nye-Ham Style debate because that is relevant still and because these movies like teaching you to evade rational thought.

I already own all of Kirk "Couldn't make enough movie after growing pains so I became a Christian" Cameron's Left Behind movies so unless truly asked I will not review them. I don't need to see the piece of shit movies I listed above because they are pretty much predictable. Have a nice day.

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